World Cup British Announcers Personalize the Game

According to the announcers for the game today

Uruguay was out of jail when they beat Ghana.

BUT today didn’t go so well because one of their players had to help them dig out the cross

The ball was almost tied to Robbin’s left boot lace.

Forlain was lethal and dangerous.

When two players were caught on camera arguing, we were told,

“That was not an invitation to a Christmas party.”

There is never a walk in the park when playing Uruguay, but the horse has bolted.

During the game when Spain played that was a case of too many cooks sporting the gaspachio.

Today Schneider was conductor of the orchestra.